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On Sauron the Deceiver and the risks all kings take when they invest long-term in fair Maiar. Column:
If it’s happened once, it’s happened a thousand times. An exciting, attractive young talent comes to your organization with promises of rings and glory. You make a long-term commitment to this rising superstar, and the best part? It cost less because of how *early* you did it, and now you’ve got lots of club control.…
Grown Man Soils Himself on Live Television; Mariners Win on Opening Day
In a vulgar display late Thursday evening, an Ohio man named James Karinchak walked onto the pitcher’s mound at T-Mobile Park in downtown Seattle and proceeded to deposit an entire mess inside his drawers. To make matters worse, he did not appear to be wearing a diaper, as his pants were too tight. Unfortunately for…
If not now, when? If not himbo, whomst? An Ode to Quads Unloosed
What centaur dareth venture west? What fitness maiden loth? What mad pursuit? What dingerly duty? What moose and timbrel? What wild taters mashed? Heard deals of dealing are so deals, the piping quartet beckons Are sweeter; therefore, ye big dongs, sock on; Not for the fair of the stomach, but placid of minded online, Bellow…
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